Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.

For absolutely no reason that I can successfully come up with, this poster/reminder is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I stumbled across it last night. It took me until this morning to decide that, no, it wasn't just the curious look on his face that said, "Yeah, I really dig watching you take a duke" but that this image more than likely came from the Fly remake that he did. In that movie, he morphs into a fly. And flies really enjoy the poop. Love the poop. You need only have had one sad experience with an campsite outhouse (affectionately renamed the "plop toilets" in my family) to know that for yourselves. Anyway, if I had one wish in the world today, it'd be that every bathroom stall in America have this just above the toilet. Hey, I don't ask for much.

10 comments:

becky said...

one can only wonder what search words you typed in to stumble across this...

Anne said...

Plop toilets eh? Thanks for that image, or rather the multi-sensory experience that the phrase brought on. I'm now thisclose to throwing up a little.

Dainon said...

Things this good find ME. No searching required.

ewesa said...

ha!

Crystalbell said...

Truly disturbing.

aisy said...

can you imagine someone staring at you like that when you were trying to drop the kids off at the pool? that might just make you constipated for weeks.

sorry but you started the potty humour...

plainoldsarah said...

now that is absolutely stinking (in every sense of the word) hilarious! i must save the picture for future needs. maybe i'll post it in a few bathrooms for you - i'm all about dreams coming true!

Cindy said...

If I ever visit your house and don't see this picture in the bathroom, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

Dainon said...

Goldblum will herald your arrival ... or departure ... whatever the case may be.

f*bomb. said...

Well, I saw that movie when I was 8, and yes- He DID scare the poop out of me!