Thursday, May 31, 2007

Matt looks nothing like Peter Griffin.

If there is one thing I've learned since beginning to work for my company, it's that most of the guys I work with will do most things for the right amount of money. When we celebrated Cinco de Mustache a few weeks back, I was reminded of that all over again. My boss, Matt, was about to stop eating his celebratory meal just halfway through. I guess his body thought he was all full up. Then a $10 bill was placed on the table. Then another, and another. How much did he make for completely finishing his meal of a hefty burrito, an enchilada, two tacos, a flauta, a vat of refried beans, rice, big goopy gobs of cheese, a rump roast and a rack of lamb? Enough to buy him another pair of shoes. And that makes powering through the dry heaves worth it. I figgered with it being his birthday today, now was the best time to unveil this accomplishment for all the world to see. Happy birthday, Hoss. I just hope you're chowing down on a bean 'n cheese burrito when you see this.

8 comments:

Anne said...

Whoa, just watching that made me dry heave a little bit.

The Carrie Collection said...

I wonder if it's the overeating that contributes to Matt's bad moods... "I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat."

bestsariah said...

I like how he keeps his lips from touching his fork, just like little kids do when they hate their food.

Mr. Cougarford said...

I think I saw the Matt Andersen face in there.

f*bomb. said...

Shooooot.
I ate like that for lunch and then I did it again for dinner.
BAH!

Lincoln said...

I started that video thinking "mmm...Mexican sounds Goooood right now." But as it progressed...I too wanted to dry heave.

Dainon said...

To be completely honest, I was hoping for some vomit before he finished. I would have never started filming it otherwise.

upto12 said...

I think my bad moods have more to do with people than with food. I'm just saying...