Tuesday, May 22, 2007

You know you've been single too long ...


... when you have to repeatedly resist the urge to ask your massage therapist out.

9 comments:

f*bomb. said...

I was actually just thinking that getting a massage therapist would have all the benefits of when I am dating someone:
1) Lots of good touching (but with more nudity and no need of reciprocation)
2) Relaxation=Sleeping at Night
3) A weekly event to consistantly look forward to
These are just a few of the benefits. I know there are more. But I have yet to get a massage therapist. It's coz I'm skittish. Also a familiar feeling.

Dainon said...

4) She knows how I like to be touched. Hey, I'm not gonna lie. Would she be my therapist otherwise? Hail no.

5) I don't see her weekly but, hey, she does clear a hole in her schedule when I've had a rotten day. That's more than I can say for some of my closest friends even.

Hmm, if I keep going on like this, I'll decide to never date anyone ever again. Ever never ever. So I'll stop. But you did get me to thinking. No wonder your name ends in Bomb, as in The.

aisy said...

um, i think i need a massage therapist...

ewesa said...

I fell in love with my chiropractor! he pops my back, and he's an ironman triathelete. it's all over soon though, my last appointment is thursday.

Sherpa said...

I think I need one too....

Sarita said...

I've had four massages cancel on me in a row.....

so not much different than my normal love life....

(to be fair, it's not my normal massage therapist, but the doctor assigned and insurance paid one for my accident, but still...this metaphor isnt doing wonders for my self esteem)

Laurie said...

Yeah, massage therapists TOTALLY make the best kind of wife. Just ask my husband. He tells me so all the time.

SJ said...

umm, more nudity but no reciprocation? Aren't you the one getting nude?

Jefe said...

I think it's always a good move never to ask out your massage therapist, they've seen things that you haven't.