Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Unwarranted advice.

If you're going to go to the trouble of packing a lunch in the morning—turkey sammy with avocado and Provolone, a few Strawberry Newtons, a few Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits and a handful of trail mix—try placing it in a bag that looks different from the one with old bananas in it. Or, if you only have old plastic grocery bags in your house, just peek in the bag before you drive 20 minutes to work. If you don't, chances are good you're not going to be happy once you arrive at work and notice you took the old bananas with you instead. Chances are very good you'll go berserk long enough to smash said bananas. Hey, just saying.

4 comments:

Sherpa said...

Delicious. I'd laugh at you, but I've done something very similar in the past year.

plainoldsarah said...

harry potter lunch box - that's my secret.

Lincoln said...

I found a banana that looks like that in my car last week. I have no idea how long it was there.

aisy said...

i wish i made lunch. i'm too lazy so i eat free cafeteria style food for lunch. about as good as that ripe banana