If I controlled the Internets, I would somehow make the following video go viral. It's just not every day that you witness an 87-year-old man with no teeth doing a Young MC song. He even goes by the name Rappin' Pappy. It's how he got introduced to me ... I can't make this stuff up. I'm just glad I was there to witness it. Even did a little Tone Loc later on. And, once I was done making him an online sensation, I'd hire him to do our work Christmas party and pay him handsomely to do so. I'm not even kidding. You just can't take your eyes off this guy when he's dropping his rhymes and feeling the flow. He flat out gets jiggy with it.